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I COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE BORED!
Posted by Hartley On Dec 13, 2007

In lieu of my feeling many of the emotions captured so profoundly in the above pic (sidenote: my therapist says "many people feel this way, cause it's that Holiday time of the year", okay then.), I think I'm gonna just give all you avid bank robber readers a nice summary of some tinitillating shit that has been dominating my time recently.
"Tintilating shit":
1) New Presets Video for "MY People"
Not only are these dudes walking on the moon - and god knows I love space, BUT this video also has that awesome neverending effect you get when you stand between two opposing mirrors. For those of you who watch TLC's classic make-over show (and I can't be the only dude outthere that actually enjoys this) - the presets are on some 360 degree mirror shit. This woman would be proud:

2) So my anticipation has come to a fever pitch for this upcoming Spike Jonze/Dave Eggers collabo for the "Where The Wild Things Are" film. Lyle is convinced this thing is gonna suck a ball, and make about as much sense as "The Science of Sleep" (sidenote: Lyle was just playing the worst Greg Dulli crap ever behind me, while I've been typing this post - if this post has sucked ass up to this point, it's probably because I couldn't hear myself think with all of Dulli's mindnumbing yammering. Jesus somebody klll that guy before he kills another Marvin Gaye cover) - BUT anyway. The first screenshot from the film "leaked" this week, and, um, the little boy in me is like totally freaking out. I love monsters maybe almost more than I love space. Said screenshot:

... !@!@!@!@!@!@!!@ .... !?!?!?!??!?! .... !@!!@!@!@!....!
3) This thing:

I know I'm late to this party. But seriously. Way more fun than playing actual guitar.
4) These people were murdered. Ain't no suicides, people.

If you don't know who these people are, go here , you've got some reading to do that involves hipster artists, Hollywood, the Church of Scientology, and government child sex slave trading. Best. Story. Ever. Someone make this a move NOW.
And lastly,
5) Track & Feild for NES. As an avid runner, the prospect of a "running" simulation game for Wii had always roamed the "fantasy" section of my mind. Leave it to my nephew to remind me that it already existed. Only...wait for it...it was for the original old school NES. I need a "power pad" STAT!
Oh and here's Oakley Hall's inter-galactic cowboy ballad, "I'll Follow You." Take a listen. Light a spliff. And pray to Emu.
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