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HALLOWEEN ANYONE?
Posted by Hartley On Oct 29, 2008
Sadly, this year for the H'ween I won't be partying it up with the sexy bees or cigarette girls, Obamas, witches, Amy Whinehouses, the random Hockey-Masked-kid that just loooves Halloween so much, because I'm too busy not trying to sabotage my full year of training for this Sunday's annual ING NYC Marathon. Yes, folks your favorite BRM'ing Jew is tackling a sport that historically doesn't really have that many backers from the tribe, but I won't be letting my heebness stop me from attempting to run the 5-borough 26.2 mile stretch faster than Lance Armstrong did. Mr. Livestrong himself came in just under 3 hrs - so as long as I come in in 3 or under I wiil be plenty happy. But still even a dashing victory such as that one wouldn't be able to quell the sllght sadness in my heart of missing what I'm sure will be plenty of too slutty, too elaborate Halloween costumes, and the random potential hook-up with Wilma Flintstone. Here's a highlight reel:

Sexy Sarah Palin costume in a bag is a top seller on Amazon (80's beehive hair not included)

c'mon guys - it's "Joe The...er...unlicensed...plumber"

A Girls Gone Wild girl! This girl is a genius. I think she should be the new BRM intern.

school girls! so 2003.

The boys of Mad Men. Now that's more like it.
And I'm sure they'll be a ton of these too:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! HERE'S WHERE I'll BE:


WISH ME LUCK!
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