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OUR TWILIGHT COVERAGE
Posted by Hartley On Nov 20, 2008
TWILIGHT MANIA CONTINUEZ




Yes, we've been BIT by the vampire bug. hahah. I KILL me hahahah...oy.
Look, I don't understand why all of a sudden everyone love Vampires. Werewolves and mummies and frakenstein are all "cooler" than vampires in my book, but whose counting. And to make matters worse, all the "vampires" on Twilight and True Blood don't even look like vampires - no capes, no sharp teeth, they don't turn into bats! WTF!?!?!? It's no wonder the animated students at South Park are confusing goth kids for Gary Oldham.
In any event, frankly the Bank Robber could care less as long as it helps 'O Death get a placement. In truth we've already profited from this trend - our decidedly un-scary boys in Cobra Verde's cover "Play With Fire" was placed on True Blood and hell we also got them some love in the finale of Entourage. Perhaps someone in the band is a vampire and bit the supervisors over at Home Box Office. Who knows?
Don't even get us started on Twilight. I'm in the dark on that one kids! GET IT!? IN. THE. DARK. hahaha. Honestly, until last week I thought it was the next Harry Potter movie.
Here's the Vampiriest music we work (O'death):
And here's Cobra Verdepire:
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