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Obama's birthday and birth certificate!
Posted by Lyle On Aug 4, 2009

Happy Birthday President Obama! I can't wait to celebrate at Chuck E. Cheese in Somerset, NJ later today... In the meantime, you can thank me for discovering your REAL birthday certificate, you know, the one that's proof that you were born in Israel! Yup, remember when you were running against Hillary and everyone in West Palm was worried about how you would treat Israel? Well DUDE, you should've broken out this bad boy! I'm still looking forward to seeing your Bar Mitzvah photos, but in the meantime this birth certificate will do!
Let us also celebrate by re-airing the game changing "A New Day" video featuring the Notations from the Numero Group release Twinight's Lunar Rotation.
While we're in such a celebratory mode, Pitchfork today gave the amazing Lighting Dust an 8.0 (!) as well as Nurses a (7.2 plus a Grizzly Bear comparison to all you bandwagon GB fans), but I'm not going to link to Ptichfork (i mean really), but instead I will link to the BRM main page, since it's updated for August!
Here's "I Knew" by Lightning Dust:
Plus "Caterpillar Playground" by Nurses:
Happy Birthday!
-Lyel