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Lindsay Loh-No She Didn't!


Posted by Lyle On Jul 23, 2010

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I can't say that BRM is to blame for the downfall to Lindsay Lohan, but I will say, I guess we didn't help much.  You see, for some reason we've had some success in getting music in Lindsay's movies, just not the good ones (good one? Mean Girls?).  BRM had a Trans Am song in "I Know Who Killed Me".  You remember that movie right?  Its the one where Lindsay plays two roles.  Come on, it's the film that won a bunch of Razzies including:
 
Worst Actress (twice since she plays two roles)
Worst Director
Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie
Worst Picture, Worst Remake or Rip-Off (Rip-Off of Hostel, Saw, and the Patty Duke Show)
Worst Screen Couple (Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan)
Worst Screenplay. 

Look at me! I'm king of the world!  ...sorry I got a bit carried away there for a moment.
If you wanna hear the Trans Am song "Obscene Strageties" that was in "I Know Who Killed Me," but set to photos of some kids Halloween Party, well I strongly suggest you see what was up with Rainneke90 and her "crazy friends":

We also had the honor of landing a Broken West song in "Labor Pains," a hilarious romp in which Lindsay pretends that she is pregnant (and one would assume sober) to keep her job!  That one is a 55 on the ol' Metacritic... Sigh...

"Perfect Games" Broken West:

I guess we can't really take the blame for Lindsay's fall seeing as we never had a song in a Paris Hilton movie.  Wait, we had Army Navy "Jail Is Fine" in the MTV show "Paris Hilton's BFF"... damn.  Ok, Tara Reid?  Uhg.  Yup, we had the Starlight Mints in "Van Wilder 2"....  If there are any LA legal firms that would like to put us on retainer please send proposals to MidasTouch@BankRobberMusic.com

Starlight Mints "Eyes Of The Night":

So I guess I'll exit with "Jail Is Fine" for our BFF LL.

xoxo,
lyle

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