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Posted by Douglas On Oct 7, 2010

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BRM is dedicated to bringing you the all the news that is fit to fabricate.

"I'M NOT A WITCH!  I'M A SUPERSTAR!" - Christine O'Donnell

Christine O'Donnell has had a tough time lately... being a witch... not being a witch... now being a secret agent, all while running for office.  We all know what happens when the going gets tough for under qualified fringe candidates, and it seems Mrs. O'Donnell is following Mrs. Palin into the entertainment field.  Today Mrs. O'Donnell's campaign announced that O'Donnell is withdrawing from the campaign to pursue a career in the movies.  Her first roll is that of a Teacher who is thrust into the top job (thankfully not in New Jeresy).  Can she handle the pressure that comes with leadership?  Watch the next Harry Potter flick and find out... cause you are not going to see this drama play out in the US Senate thats for sure!

BRM blog image We are going to let Rob Pollard play her out.  Here is his song "Love Is Stronger Than Witchcraft".

 

"I rebooted Star Trek and some people lost their minds.  What is more sacred than Star Trek?" - JJ Abrams

It looks like we weren't the only ones into the subplot on Mad Men that saw Don taking his daughter Sally to see the Beatles at Shea Stadium.  JJ Abrams, always ready for a "reboot", has optioned the rights for the first Mad Men spin off.  After trolling the message boards for Undercovers and Fringe we found some details.  The plot revolves around this concert on Mad Men and In JJ's world Sally is smitten with Paul.  The two become pen pals through out high school and later marry.  We reached Abrams at his office and his only comment was, "You know... in all my life there is only one event I would erase... buying that "Ebony and Ivory" cass-single. Maybe I can finally right that wrong!"  He then slammed down the phone. 

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Our friends True Love got together the other week and instead of recording "Band On The Run" in its entirety as they had planned, we asked them to cover "Money".  Here is their rendition of the Beatles classic.


Mysteries of The Event revealed!  The plane was moved by Telekinesis!

You may have heard the Telekinesis jam "All Of The Sudden" in The Event the other week.  It sounds like Telekinesis inspired by this placement.  We have confirmed this week that Michael Lerner is in talks with MTV for his own reality show in which he will take the persona of The Event.  NBC has dispatched a fleet of lawyers to Wildwood, NJ to negotiate this even crazier spin off, but that was 2 weeks ago.  There has been no progress.  I chose to look into the delay first hand and found that Skee Ball is half price during the off season... so like... I couldn't care less.  Boss, If you are reading this... send my pay in quarters! 

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Here is the Telekinesis jam that launched The Event. 
 
 
Thats it... 
Good Night and Good Luck.
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