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BRM - Sinking Sensations


Posted by Douglas On Oct 15, 2010

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A tree grows in brooklyn... a sink whole grows in Hoboken.  Make of that what you will... but I don't think its Hoboken's fault.  My theory is that Mr. Cake Boss dropped another cake, heavy on the fondant and that infinitely dense matter broke through the Earth's curst and well... you saw the last Star Trek right?  I don't even think 2 Spocks could save us now.  Is there any up side?  Yes... The sink hole loves the new Small Black record. 

 

Lyle walked by the hole last night and snapped a photo of the sink hole for us.  Its looking pretty grim down there.  The VW from that new ad Featuring "The Bomb" by Pigeon John has been swallowed.  Luckly Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor made it out to the car.  Damn safe cars those VWs, but even with their fancy footwork they are doomed.  We did get a great deal on a second hand rescue pod thingy.  So fret not dancing men... you too will have your own made for TV Lifetime movie, Penny Marshall is attached to direct, Hallmark is producing.

In other hole related news.  Crazy Carl Paladino... talk about a guy who doesn't get it.  Dude, when you find yourself in a hole you stop digging.  This looney dug his way right out of New York and came up for air in the Hudson River.  Last night he even angrily followed the BRM yacht back to Hoboken.  Jersey this is totally not our fault.  We don't even know how he got on our mailing list... but look at the bright side he was humming "Digging For Something" by Superchunk.

 

BREAKING NEWS:This just in... BANK ROBBER MUSIC is changing its name to SYNC HOLE.  Take that Pun-tastic Friday.

BONUS TRACK:Early Day Miners "How To Fall"
Yeah... really.
 
 
 
 Pretty deep blog post, huh?
Douglas 

 

 

 

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